In the wake of Happy Gilmore 2’s record-breaking Netflix debut and a bizarre cultural resurgence of Satan-themed content, critics are reportedly gathering in informal prayer circles to beg the universe not to unleash Little Nicky 2. “Look, we tolerated Murder Mystery 2,” said one exhausted film critic. “But Little Nicky was a war crime in … Read more
In a stunning exposé that’s shaking the barnyard, a talking horse has stepped forward to declare that the recent viral sensation, a dancing pig, is nothing more than a cleverly orchestrated publicity stunt. The pig in question became an overnight sensation after a video of her cutting a rug to some catchy tunes went viral. … Read more
In an utterly bizarre turn of events, a childless man has been spotted embarking on his daily commute with a playlist that can only be described as a cacophony of Disney magic. His fellow commuters are perplexed, while psychologists are scratching their heads. Meet Dave Melancholy, a single man in his thirties who has developed … Read more
HOLLYWOOD, CA- In a surprising poll conducted over the weekend, we found that more than half of surveyed adults believe the “Star Wars” movies depict real-life events. It seems people are taking the famous opening tag line, “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…” a bit too literal. When challenged about his … Read more
SAN DIEGO, CA — After 20 agonizing minutes of silence, local man Bryce Halberd has begun the emotional journey of accepting that Elon Musk may never like, retweet, or even accidentally acknowledge his post calling the billionaire “a meme lord and a misunderstood genius.” “I just thought we had something,” whispered Halberd, staring at his … Read more
DENVER, CO- Tim and Jennifer Hamilton thought they were doing the right thing. After years of struggling to find ways to expose their son Timmy Jr. to new cultures, they formulated a plan. They recorded nearly two weeks worth of Dora the Explorer episodes and put him in front of the TV expecting him to … Read more
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