In baffling display of ignorance, 64% adults believe ‘Star Wars’ historically accurate events

HOLLYWOOD, CA- In a surprising poll conducted over the weekend, we found that more than half of surveyed adults believe the “Star Wars” movies depict real-life events.

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It seems people are taking the famous opening tag line, “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…” a bit too literal. When challenged about his faith in the accuracy of events, Bob Masterson from Bakersfield had this to say: “Shit yea, it’s real! You can’t make this stuff up!” Indeed.

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