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Eight things · Survival

Stuff to Buy Before Everything Goes to Shit

You are not going to be the guy with the bunker. You’re going to be the guy with a phone at four percent. Eight fixes, ranked by how you die without them.

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Eight things · Kitchen

Stuff to Buy Before Anyone Sees Your Kitchen

Nine spatulas, all slightly melted, and a knife that turns a tomato into a crime scene. Eight fixes, ranked by what they say about you.

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