Experts: expect cooling trend to persist for months, then give way to warmer weather

NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, EARTH- Backing up claims made by several kindergarten children, scientist working at the National Weather Institute have confirmed that cold weather will remain for a few more months and then eventually give way to a warming trend.

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“We expect this to be a fairly normal sequence of events that will repeat over the next millennium,” said one researcher.

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