MAR-A-LAGO — In a bold move that has confused political analysts, animated television fans, and reality itself, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have announced a $10 million donation to the future Trump Presidential Library, citing “a sincere desire to keep the bit going way too far.”
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The announcement came just one day after the Season 27 premiere of South Park, which depicted Trump in bed with Satan, suing the town for $5 billion, and forcing the townspeople to produce pro-Trump PSAs after threatening legal action and tariffs. In a surprise follow-up press release, Parker and Stone stated:
“Look, when you’ve animated Trump in bed with the devil and still nobody flinches, you kind of have to escalate. Giving $10 million to a library that doesn’t exist for a man who doesn’t read just felt… correct.”
According to the proposal, the donation will fund the “Satire and Alternative Facts Wing,” a glass-encased structure designed to resemble both a casino buffet and a deposition room. The wing will feature:
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- A gold-plated Twitter Hall of Tweets
- A rotating VR exhibit of imaginary Time magazine covers
- A live animatronic Satan that mutters, “He reminds me of someone I used to date.”
The Trump campaign quickly issued a statement calling the donation “a beautiful gesture from two good Americans who finally get it.” When asked about their decades-long ridicule of Trump, the campaign added, “Satire is only fake if it’s not flattering.”
The $10 million pledge is also being interpreted as an aggressive tax write-off for “damage done to the national psyche,” according to sources familiar with the creators’ accountants.
Insiders claim Parker and Stone were originally considering a donation to NPR but changed their minds after remembering “it still exists.”
Trump himself appeared on Truth Social Thursday morning to praise the gift:
“Thank you to the South Park boys, Parker and Stonesman. Talented (very), brave (not as brave as me), and HONEST! The best show on television after The Apprentice. Library going to be TREMENDOUS. Satan approved! #Blessed #BooksAreOptional”
Meanwhile, Paramount issued a brief statement confirming the donation had “nothing to do with the streaming deal,” but also noting that the new wing would be “presented in 4K HDR exclusively on Paramount+.”
As of press time, rumors swirled that the next episode of South Park would feature the Trump Library burning down after the Satan animatronic becomes sentient and demands full custody of Don Jr.