SAN FRANCISCO, CA- A gentleman was seen buying flowers in a convenience store earlier today. When asked about the occasion by the cashier, the man simply replied: “They’re for Valentine’s Day, of course.” Dumbfounded, the clerk just watched as the man walked out of the store with the flowers and presumably into a pile of shit with his Valentine.
Today's unwitting financial backer: Squatty Potty — you can open it if you want.