Couple outbids by $200,000 for a house, unfazed by a “crawl space family” living underneath, as this bizarre trend grows in real estate.
Philomena Cruz adds fictional murders to her memoir in desperate hope of reader interest, marking a novel approach to literary embellishment.
John Periwinkle gets a slight limp after wearing an Apple Watch on his penis for three weeks to achieve “better data.”
Suburban homeowners monetize lawns as cemeteries with “Rest in Prosperity” app, approved by HOA for creative land use frenzy.
Wealthy couple views drunk driving as trivial in wine country, citing data and a carefree lifestyle under vineyard influence.
Man uses vacation in Tulum to finally complete his long-delayed ransom note, highlighting the surprising power of sun and sand on creative endeavors.
Hosts’ candle releases cat urine scent mid-party; manufacturer calls it “intentional.” Social etiquette demands guests silently endure the ordeal.
A study finds Home Depot shoppers persistently find “caulk” the funniest word, offering a rare laugh amid existential dread.
A character witness defends a defendant’s moral standing by ranking him in an index of misbehavior, highlighting absurd legal defense tactics.
A man hasn’t had sex in 90 days and is now seductively mesmerized by subway bread commercials, revealing the absurdity of human instincts.
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