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Pastor Reports Congregation’s Seed Money Has Fully Blossomed Into Gulfstream

A man in clerical attire holding a Bible descends a private jet's stairs, greeted by a uniformed steward offering whiskey and cigars.

A megachurch pastor explains, from a folding pulpit on the tarmac, exactly whose harvest the congregation’s seed money became.

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