A Few Questionable Decisions

This wasn’t supposed to turn into anything.

At a certain point, though, people started buying these on purpose.

Pick one.

Most people don’t.

Most people don’t buy an AirTag until after something goes missing.

The reviews suggest that’s the wrong order.

You are not buying this. Just open it. → open it

There’s usually one practical thing.

Something that just… enters your life and stays there.

A handheld vacuum is a good example.

People don’t talk about it.

They just keep using it.

just open it

And then occasionally something else.

No reason.

No function.

Just… present.

A yodeling pickle.

At a certain point, not opening it starts to feel like a decision.

just open it

You made it this far.

Pick one.

Just to see.

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